What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
11 Comments:
I should worry that you know where to find coffin luggage...but somehow, I think it'll all be ok. If it's any consolation, I was dreaming of dragons last night, even though I really need to finish up edits on my mutants ;)
Nah, you shouldn't worry about that. I'm the queen of morbid.
Speaking of which, are you interested in blood vial jewelry? I can find that too. :D
ROFL. Creepy, very creepy. Scary thing is...I know where to find that TOO!!!
I wish my sales guys would hush today. I can't sneak any writing in at all.
GEEZ! What is their problem???
Yeah for Heather! Keep up the good work.
I'm still working on getting a connection for you at the Disneyland Bat Day thing...
*ducks head back into edits*
Yeah, back to edits! Don't make me flog you with a....uh...flogging...instrument...thing.
Yay, flogging instrument thing!
Oh, wait, sorry. That was for a different story...
CONGRATS, HEATHER!!!
LOL!!! Jax, you are so silly. :-* Thank you!
OK, how did you do that? I SWEAR your photograph moves sometimes like those paintings in Harry Potter.
Oh, that's just me trying to crawl out of your monitor. :)
(No, really, now you're freaking ME out!)
OK, you just gave me chills! The hair on my arms is standing straight up. Not that your presence wouldn't be appreciated here...
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