What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
So I'm sick. Uuuuuugh... And whiny. And my skin hurts. But on a good note...aw crap, there is absolutely no up-side to this. Okay, I'm going to lay around until this icky feeling blows over. After all, plague can only last so long. I'm assuming the same is true of colds.
6 Comments:
Aw, I'm sorry Auntie! The skin hurting could be from overexposure to the sun. That's never good for people like us, you know. XD
I hope you feel better REALLY soon!
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Aww... *Hugs*
Get better Auntie! Don't make me come over there and spoon-feed you soup!
hope you feel better soon auntie. i hate colds and fevers and...well anything that makes me miss school. my teacher goes crazy about missed work. she's definnetly insane and way to peppy. feel better real soon.
Thanks, Minions.
OMG, Noel...I haven't worn sunblock in days! That might be the problem. ;)
Aw, really sorry that you are sick! I do hope you get better soon! I just got over being sick myself. It bites (pun kinda intended XD)
I just got over being sick it SUCKED I hated every moment of it i wanted to die but I got over it I still have a cough and a stuffy nose I hope you feel better though.
Keri
P.S. im gonna buy one of Vlad's hoodies its freakin awesome!!!
i finished the book to i LOVED it!
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