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Thursday, January 31, 2008

Rambling Thoughts (and a friendly reminder from Auntie Heather...and also, an ARC mini-contest)

Good morning/afternoon/evening, my Minions! And how's the Minion Horde doing today? Your Auntie Heather is in a fabulous mood...mostly because she's putting the finishing touches on TENTH GRADE BLEEDS, which fills her with great joy. (I know, I know--you all want hints as to what happens. Suffice it to say that Vlad's life sucks. Big time. And I think TGB is even better than NGS. But...you'll all have to be the judge and let me know...eventually...I don't even know its publishing date yet.) But I'm also in a good mood because I keep getting emails from new Minions. It's nice to see the Horde growing, y'know?

Okay, reminder time. Have you and everyone you know entered to have a character named after you in TGB?? I pick the name tomorrow, and I'm sooooo excited to finally put a name to one of the characters I've chosen. Don't forget, I'll also thank you in the Acknowledgments...because I'm cool like that. :)=

And now...why don't we give away some ARCs of NINTH GRADE SLAYS? (be forewarned, these advanced copies will have errors and, just in case you don't want to miss anything crucial, you should still pick up the actual book in April) It'll be a contest quickie. Write a short tribute to Vlad--be it a poem, a haiku, a funny one-liner, or a really short scene--and submit it here as a comment. I'll pick three winners a week from now on February 8th, and send those winners autographed advanced copies of NGS. Sound good? Get to work, Minions--Feb. 8th is coming up fast!!!

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vladimir Tod sucks...in a GOOD way

Sorry im afraid thats the best ive got (lol) *cough cough* well, it was worth a shot right?

7:49 AM  
Blogger danetteb said...

Vamipres
Lay
All
Day

and play all night.

It's still early,I see if I can think of more during the day.

11:36 AM  
Blogger Froze8 said...

I have to say life hasn't been too happy for me over here. Just hopeing you'll pick my name tomorrow. I'll get to writing a little scene today probably. I have to get started on that story some how XD.

12:27 PM  
Blogger Tez Miller said...

Vlad is Russian name
Why's he living in U.S.?
Come to Aussieland

Have a lovely day! :-)

5:09 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Valentine recipe for Vlad:

Get 2 scoops of vanilla bean ice cream, a handful of sugared strawberries, and a handful of razberries. Drizzle some chocolate syrup and a bag of the finest O+ available for a cross-your-heart valentine sundae. Packed full of iron and a sugar high.


Thats all I got, Im working on my thesis (minions can be old, right?) and my brain is kaput.

7:12 PM  
Blogger Camidee said...

I'll put a Haiku since I'm learning Japanese. :)= It usually goes 5-7-5 syllables, but I did 7-5-7.

It leaves stains on the carpet,
It stains his shirts too.
The dry cleaners are concerned.

Not very good. -_- Maybe the scene will be better, or even a poem. GAH! I love this contest! Writing poems and short stories are so fun!

8:42 PM  
Blogger Ewoh Nairb said...

LOL... I did a haiku too!

sing the moon, the night
the peace and quiet of dark
warm sun comes too soon

Hope that is good enough from this old dodger.

9:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok im gonna try again...here goes....

Eight Grade Bites, Ninth Grade Slays, Tenth Grade Bleeds, face it....sometimes school SUCKS

Well that's what it sounds like anyway


better but still.....we....SUCKY :)=

9:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

black cape
cool night
Vlad giving some kids an scary fright
angel wings
teeth that bite
halloween, what a beautiful night

10:01 PM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

These are great, Minions! Keep 'em coming!

6:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahem... A haiku. lol.

Snack packs and blood on hotdogs
Who wants to eat that?
Life kind of sucks as a vamp

Tehehe....

Also, the literal translation of Vladimir is "prince." I only know that because I always planned on the name "Vlad Michael" for a first boy child until Jason came along and told me he didn't want our children to get beat up. lol.

Rach

10:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I admit, it's not easy
Being a bloodsucking creature of night
With all the homework, crushes, and garlic
It's rare when things go right.
Yet despite the idiot bullies
And the annoying allergy to the sun
I've still got my human best friend
And undescovered powers to make things fun.
Just because other vamps
Seem to want me dead
Doesn't mean I can't live my life
And no, I DON'T have a coffin for a bed.
I don't pay attention to curfew;
I like to wander the night.
Despite some of it's turnoffs
Being a vampire doesn't ALWAYS bite.

I wrote that awhile ago. Hope you like it!
<3333

4:25 PM  
Blogger Tyhitia Green said...

How about a cheer? :*)

Vlad, Vlad, he's our man, if he can't bleed you, no one can!

Hope it didn't "suck", but I'm sick and brain dead...

8:29 AM  
Blogger VampirePenguin said...

Can't wait for TGB!
My school library has a whole section dedicated to vampire books and me and my friends suggested them all! Currently EGB has several holds and many impatient readers waiting for more!
*Random* My teacher say i read about vampires too much *doesn't see the problem*
Can't wait to see what suckishly cool things Vald and you have in store for us!
-Janna*James*

5:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I borrowed EGB from a friend and i loved it! So even though im not a good writer im going to give this a shot in hopes that i win. So here we go:

My name is Vlad, and im a vampire. if you dont like it, you can bite me

I know its short but i think its worth a shot

8:11 PM  

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What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'

"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding, sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale, New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE THROUGH TIME AND SPACE

"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part 'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM

"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB

"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark, biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES

"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure. Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES

"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern, it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH

"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE VAMPIRE

"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH