What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
13 Comments:
AAW, poor Auntie Heather, it's ok. if U wrote it its FANGTASTIC!!!
we will ALL love it anyway, right fellow minions!!! :)=
Well, I'm almost done with my revisions and I am loving them! :*) My professional writer betas are eagerly awaiting the polished version! :*)
I hope your day gets better. Just think, you already have an agent AND a book deal, something that other writers (like me) are striving for! ;*)
Hey, did you get my mail yet?
I now work EVERY Sunday at the library. Sunday is the slowest day ever (but also time and a half) so I make it go faster by treating your blog and all of your blog links as my Sunday paper. I go home uber excited to actually write something or at least do something. That is a vast improvement. lol.
I hear an envelope came in the mail today!!!
Rach
I hope you will all love it. :)=
Demon Hunter--nope! Not yet. But no worries, I'm sure it will get here soon!
Rach--hey, missy, that sounds like easy money to me! ;) Oooooh...you got your invite! Did Dawn tell you I was stupid? Cuz I totally am...
Aw man sounds tough Heather! I promise once my finals are done I'll be on to drawing more pictures for you and writing that story I asked you about. Till then if there is anything I can do, e-mail me. Even if it's just a little thing like bugging Wal-mart again to get Eighth Grade Bites in stock.
Best news I've recently is that I adopted a new kitten.
It will get better. You go through this with every set of revisions.
TO empathize: I have a sore throat which means I might have a cold and for some reason several people at my school think I have anger management issues (instead of just no patience for stupidity).
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Don't worry, you'll get through. I agree with vbstarbas, if you wrote it it's good.
OMG! Poor Auntie! But don't worry you're not alone, literally. For one you and I act just alike, I always fight with (I call myself Akemi, don't know why just do) and ocassionally it'll turn into a fist fight. Also, I have a S.S. project due by the end of the month which I have not started at all due to my "me" fights and procrastination. Well anyway, you shouldn't worry Auntie, the sun will come out tomorrow. Hopefully, cuz' it's friggin cold down where I am.
It sucks here in Wisconsin! It is soooo cold!!! I talk to myself all the time, but i call myself Ally for some messed up reason.
A reply from last week:
No, Dawn didn't tell me you were stupid. I highly doubt you are, but please tell.
Rach
Rach, suffice it to say that I desperately need a personal assistant. :)
AWWWWW. Sorry about your day...
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