What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
12 Comments:
Right now I'm on break too, it's a shame I have been sick for it but I know how you feel having stuff to do but not wanting to do it...
I've been kinda busy lately with school work and stuff, still finishing my I-search but it will be over by Friday. :D Usually when I'm bored and have nothing to do I either work on my story, play the Sims, or just watch some of the shows I like on the Internet. (One Piece) ^_^ I'm not really sure what else to talk about Auntie, we don't mind hearing about you, but maybe we could idk...how about what we're all doing this summer? Or just any other thing random that you'd like to know about us Auntie. :)=
I have been busy too. You are so lucky!!! I want to go see MCR. But i can't. it sucks. (no pun intended)
MCR is the best like blood... hehehe... ill talk about anything ideas for books or random stuff i guess
OMG I WANNA SEE MCR!!!!! you have to tell us how it goes, and what songs they sing, and what they were wearing~ <3 I hope you find something to do, whenever I'm bored I just sit around thinking about how bored I am....Good luck Auntie Heather!!
I will come back with all sorts of happy MCR gossip. :)=
I play Sims when I'm bored too. Confession: occassionally I kill them on purpose.
I kill my sims just to see their ghosts!!! lol.
Hehe, don't feel bad Auntie, me and my friend should feel bad.....we made a Sims concentration camp. XD
Lucky! MCR would be awesome in concert! I just saw Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, and Seether in concert the other week. Ooohh, killing the Sims if fun! I love the reaper. :D Ooohh, here's a topic for ya! Have you ever heard of the anime show Blood Plus?
OH MY GOD I WANT TO SEE MCR!!!
sorry. that was strange... anyway i've always wanted to see them live! i've only been to one concert though. that was november 3rd. i saw three days grace, breaking benjamin, and seether. ^_^
I killed a Sim on purpose once and I felt so bad about myself I stopped playing... I do not have the right moral toughness as you, ma'am, clearly.
CD--that's so wrong on so many levels, I don't know where to begin. ;)
Noel--nope! Catch me up. I just became a fan of Deathnote.
DM--clearly, you're a better person than I am. ;) I once held a Sim birthday party (you know how you put out a birthday cake and balloons and people come over for the party?) and no one made it out alive. I did feel bad at first....but it made a lovely cemetery.
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