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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

"If I Only Were A Goth" by Voltaire





I'd be thinner, I'd be taller
Go clubbing in my collar
With skin pale as a moth
Dressed in black, I'd go creepin'
When the normal folk are sleepin'
If I only were a Goth
With my hair up, I'd look fancy
Like Siouxsie and the Banshees
With silk or velvet cloth
Dressed in boots, never sandals
And the room would be lit with candles
If I only were a Goth

Yes I'd wanna die
From the bottom of my heart impure
Would I like another clove? Well, sure
And after that, we'll go listen to The Cure

I'd pretend to be a vampire
Like in stories 'round the campfire
I'd suck your bloody froth
*sucking noise*
Yes the thing I'd be best at
Is impersonating Lestat
If I only were a Goth

In my casket purse I'm toutin'
Einsturzende Neubauten
And pagan hymns to Thoth
Yes the world would be depressing
Over death I'd be obsessing
And this corpse that I'm undressing
Would be sexier, I'm guessing
With my diet I'd get scurvy
And I'd worship Peter Murphy
If I only were a Goth

4 Comments:

Blogger Jackie said...

I LOVE THIS!!!

Heather has a theme song!!

7:43 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Isn't that the BEST?? (Thanks, sis!) Now if only I could figure out a way to put it on MySpace...

7:45 AM  
Blogger Tyhitia Green said...

I love it too, Heather! :*)

6:16 AM  
Blogger Deconstructionism said...

Fun song, but actually it's not by Voltaire. ThouShaltNot is the band that wrote and sings it, though the lead singer's voice does bear a passing resemblance, doesn't it? You can check and see — it's on their website and their myspace.

12:16 PM  

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