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Monday, May 14, 2007

Yet Another Completely Useless Post

Okay, so I'm sitting here with tears quite literally streaming down my face, laughing my patootie off over these old Weight Watchers recipe cards. My particular favorite? They call this "onion sauce" but it looks more like the end of a snuff film to me. Yep. Fish snuff. Die, fish, die.

Wow. I need a life.

I could try to redeem this post by telling you that I'm in the planning stages of my big launch party or that I'm gearing up for another big contest soon...but I won't. Because it would just detract from the hilarity of fish snuff.

6 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

Okay, that's freakin' hilarious.

9:40 AM  
Blogger Tyhitia Green said...

That was funny as hell! I would not eat that alleged sauce!

10:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm, I'm not sure that sauce is up to snuff.
UP TO SNUFF!!!

11:53 AM  
Blogger Ewoh Nairb said...

Hilarious!

Things that make you say hmmm... how come you never see any fat vampires? Werewolves?

Sorry, my ADD just kicked in... hey look something shiny...

Looking forward to hearing more about the launch party and the new contest.

12:17 PM  
Blogger May said...

LOLOL!

Um, Heather, did you get my email? I tried to contact you through the contact page on your website about an interview, but you never replied.

8:54 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

I'm so glad I'm not the only twisted mind around. :D

Ewoh, they have a better metabolism than humans (but hey, if you lived on an all liquid diet, you'd be a twig too)

Emailed you, May! (But then...you knew that)

9:29 AM  

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