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Monday, February 19, 2007

Hank's Challenge

Do any of you Minion's follow Brotherhood 2.0 over at John Green's blog? If not, you should. Trust me on this.

Hank, here are my answers to the survey.

1. Your name: Heather Brewer. So basically, I'm a maker of some kind of Scottish weed beer.

2. Your Web page: www.heatherbrewer.com

3. What have you been up to this past year (please be as detailed as possible, because we actually want to know)? Okay, so that would be February 19th, 2006-February 19th, 2007. I learned all about the *ahem* joys of copyediting with my first book, wrote my second, wait....I should go back. I showered, brushed my teeth, flossed, dressed...(are you getting all of this? Never mind, I'll skip ahead) I'm sure there were many interesting thngs along the way, but my mind's a blank. Hmm...maybe I developed amnesia...

4. How much longer do you think you'll be doing what you're doing? I hope for the rest of my lfe.

5. Why are you doing it? Because I love to (besides, the voices just refuse to shut up).

6. What do you want to be doing? At the moment, eating Godivas would be nice.

7. What's next in your life? Working on the revisions for my second book.

8. How You Doin'? Good. Well, pretty good, anyway.

9. What's the best book you read this year? Hmmmm.....that's a toughie.

10. Describe a perfect day? Waking up well-rested to a nice breakfast in bed, going for a hike in the mountains, dining on fruit at the beach after a nice walk during sunset. ...Or winning the lottery...that would be nice too.

11. Assuming that all things come to an end...how do you think humans will go extinct? I think we'll wipe ourselves out and right before the ast of us die out, we'll whine that we never saw it coming.

12. How are you feeling about kids these days? I love kids. We get along great.

13. (- In this space, compose your own question, and answer it -) What question is this? Number 13. My favorite number. :)

14. Ambrozzo tastes better than anything else, what does ambrozzo taste like? WTH is ambrozzo?

15. If you were a cliché, what cliché would you be? Always look on the bright side of life.

16. What is your least favorite part of any given day? 4:30. I don't know why. Just...4:30.

17. Do you enjoy science fiction? Absolutely!

18. Cheese or Chocolate? Chocolate. Who picks cheese over chocolate? That's just sick.

19. Where would you live if you could live anywhere? I don't know, but it's warm there.

20. What was your first concert? Weird Al. I got to go backstage and meet him. He's so cool!

21. If you could start a business that would be instantly successful, what kind of business would it be? Hmmm, can I pick the business of writing, even though I'm already doing it?

22. Invisibility or Time Travel? Invisibility--we learned through the Back to the Future movies that time travel is a bad thing.

23. What's wrong with the world? Calories. 'Nuff said.

2 Comments:

Blogger Tyhitia Green said...

I don't know about number #18, Heather. I love cheese, and I love chocolate. Could I put the cheese on chocolate? Uh, no. Nevermind. Ew!

5:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am so going to call you "weed beer" from now on.

1:41 PM  

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