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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Your To-Do List For Today

1. If you haven't read the first chapter of EIGHTH GRADE BITES, go do that now.

2. If you haven't friended me on MySpace, go do that now too.

3. If you haven't noticed that banned books week is coming up (beginning Sept 23rd), then start making a list now of the banned books you'll be reading. (Yay, banned books!)

4. If you haven't requested Minion Bling from me (trust me, you'll like it, and yes, it's free), request it now.

5. If you haven't realized that tomorrow is my birthday and that I will be expecting lavish praise from the Minion Horde, make a note now.

and 6. If you haven't noticed how much I appreciate each and every one of you...then I'm not doing my job. You Minions rawk!

6 Comments:

Jackie said...: Of course we do, Heather. That's our job. :-); 8:10 AM
Ewoh Nairb said...: 1. done several times... drooling for more.
2. sorry, not on myspace, but I have you linked on both my blogs... does that count?
3. will be puting up a post on my blogs on just that topic.
4. have it and am giving it out.
5. didn't know, but it is now in my calendar... will have (s)lavish praise up on my blog tomorrow in celebration.
6. noted :) and yes we do

I may be an old duffer, but I have it covered :); 10:28 AM
Heather Brewer said...: All hail the Minion Horde!; 11:49 AM
Anonymous said...: 12 minutes before your birthday, Heather! As well as my husband's and Stephen King's. Ah, what the hell -- it's close enough...

Happy Birthday H, A & S!!!!!

Faery Lady

xx <-- birthday kisses; 8:56 PM
Anonymous said...: haha. Minion bling - thats sweet!

happy birthday :P; 2:30 AM
Heather Brewer said...: Thank you, Faery Lady!

Thank you too, Dee! (C'mon, Dee...you know you want Minion Bling...); 5:19 AM

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What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'

"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding, sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale, New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE THROUGH TIME AND SPACE

"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part 'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM

"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB

"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark, biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES

"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure. Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES

"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern, it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH

"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE VAMPIRE

"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Your To-Do List For Today

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