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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

By th' way, minions, dasn't forget that today be talk like a buccanneer tide!

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Anonymous said...: Hey, that's pretty funny. This is what I got. Life be too short t' be walkin' th' plank. Just dropped in from another site. Long drip the blood.; 1:42 AM
Heather Brewer said...: Long drip the blood! I like you already, Steve (but you're kinda making Vlad's tummy rumble a little) :)=; 5:28 AM
Ewoh Nairb said...: I actually got my girls to put a hand over one eye and say "aaarrrgggg"... it was really cute :); 10:24 AM
Heather Brewer said...: You need to take them to faire (if you haven't already), Ewoh--they'd love it!; 11:48 AM
Ewoh Nairb said...: Oh, don't you worry about that... they go with us every year, in costume.

Next year (2007 season) they will be coming to the Ren Faire with us for the whole day to work at a booth :)osqsla; 1:26 PM

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Arrrrrrrrrrr!

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