What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
7 Comments:
Do these authors who spin gold the first draft really exist? I mean, if I could spin anything more than crap through the third draft I'd be happy. :)
Thanks for the extra minion bling. I took pictures. They're just waiting on the digi until I muster up the energy to upload them.
<3 Rach
Oh, I hear you on that. I'm discovering I may have to completely gut my current project. After many, many pages, I've finally gotten to know my characters, and they need to go somewhere else. Sigh.
Good luck on reaching the gold!
Oh, they exist. I've met them (and they were so nice I couldn't even despise them...damn them!). I'm looking forward to those pics, Rach!
Good luck to you too, Richelle! Ugh...I can totally sympathize.
OI!
I'm on the umpteenth draft and I'm still finding out more about my characters... I can't even mention what I spin on my first draft... but it is probably close to hellish ichor... and really smelly.
I never show anyone my first drafts--far too embarassing. The second draft is good enough for my CP, my hubby, and my loyal readers. But I make my agent wait until the third draft. :)=
Me, I find my characters in the yellow pages. :)
Seriously, though, I hear you. It's taking me a while with my current WIP. Daun's a very interesting character; we're taking the time to get to know each other. Mostly, I'm listening for how he speaks, and trying to recognize what makes him tick. One of the hardest things right now is determining whether something is Daun's idea, or if an idea is given to Daun. Tough to explain -- let's just say I'm trying to figure out if it's Daun, Pan, or Jezebel who suggests they "get religion." (The next scene I have nailed. These two nuns walk into a church...)
Haven't tried the yellow pages yet, Jax.
But I am found of starting a scene with a bad joke. Now if only we could work in the rimshot! ;)
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