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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

If Anything Were SQUEE-Worthy...

This would be. And it is! I just got a blurb for EIGHTH GRADE BITES from Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's The Fairly OddParents and Danny Phantom!!! I nearly cried--it's just that good.

Butch, I hereby profess my undying love for you. You are a GOD!

Here's what Butch had to say:

"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part 'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a definite must read!"

4 Comments:

Blogger Ewoh Nairb said...

DAMN!!!!

That's HOT!!!

HUZZAH for Heather :D

That's excellent news.

I'll bet you can't sit still for more than a minute now.

5:04 PM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Thank you, Ewoh! I'm so excited! (and honored)

6:56 PM  
Blogger Ewoh Nairb said...

See... this is just what I was talking about on Sat night... do you see how amazing you are that your story gets people to give this kind of praise?

I know that John Clinch's book FINN is a big deal and all the rage right now... but I don't think that he is getting the kind of praise that you are getting, not to mention what is happening with your ARCs :D

You are going places darling and have such a huge future ahead of you. Congrats again. I'd be insanely jealous, but you are too flipping nice for that.

9:33 PM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Awwww, so sweet of you, Ewoh. :)

FINN is all the rage right now, and rightly so! That's one I cannot wait to devour whole. And Jon completely deserves every bit of praise he's getting--expect more soon!

Thank you, sweetie. I do hope I'm going places. And that the places involve readers, booksellers, and librarians. :)

6:09 AM  

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What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'

"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding, sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale, New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE THROUGH TIME AND SPACE

"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part 'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM

"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB

"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark, biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES

"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure. Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES

"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern, it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH

"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE VAMPIRE

"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH