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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Hazards of Not Writing

1. You may experience insomnia (with or without the urge to get out of bed in the middle of the night and watch old game shows).

2. With your imagination on overdrive, with no outlet to speak of, you may have odd dreams--say, about a really hot, young principal who says he wants to eat your eyes.

3. No matter how hard you try--even without a pen, paper, or Word--you will write. You'll write in your head and before you know it, you'll have to scribble those thoughts down, because they were uncommonly brilliant. (Uncommon brilliance only occurs when you're trying to avoid it)

4. You get REALLY cranky.

5. And you want chocolate.

3 Comments:

Blogger Ewoh Nairb said...

I don't have that problem... but I have little girls that get me up in the middle of the night :)

If you have to write you have to write... no good comes from avoiding the inevitable... so go work on your dragon vampire story :)

1:13 PM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

*sigh* So even though I swear I won't, I scribble the notes down...or I'll forget and never forgive myself.

1:14 PM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

Not helping me, Ewoh ;)

1:18 PM  

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