What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
7 Comments:
Reading depressing books is ok, but back-to-back on a weekend is a bit grueling. There is enough in the world that is depressing already (NOLA, IRAQ, etc) withought going out to look for it.
However, if you can take something away from it that makes a difference, that makes you feel better, then you can rationalize away... I mean you can justify... I mean... damn, I don't know what I mean.
Two more books to add to the list of things I will read once they officially lengthen the day to 30 hours, or my children get old enough to not need constant attention, whichever comes first.
Poor ewok. I hear that W's going to lengthen the day by making hours shorter. I'm adding the Burn Journals to my reading list, but think I'll take a pass on the other one.
Ewoh doesn't have nearly enough hair to be an Ewok. ;)
They were both excellent books, but also both very emotional. It's time to lose myself in Stephen King's Dark Tower series.
Heheheh... I know 'adrift at sea' and together we don't have enough hair to even come close to an Ewok with mange... lol.
The Dark Tower series is wonderful... nice alternate reality story. King is definitely a good storyteller.
Heather, I hope you survived the tornados without too much damage.
Well hey, any friend of Ewoh's is a minion of mine. :)
King is a god. He's the reason I started writing (a long, long time ago...but in this galaxy).
I survived just fine (just a brief trip to the basement and twelve hours without power for me), but 27 people lost their lives across Missouri to those storms. Mother Nature must be feeling grouchy. And what's with all these tornadoes the past few months? Crazy.
I'm happy to hear you survived, and sad to hear about other people losing their lives. At least Missouri's latest state treasure is intact and back online.
Besides Ewoh is a bit tall to be an Ewok...looks more like a bald wookie. :D
Any friend of Ewoh's is a friend of mine... he's part of my extended family.
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