What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
5 Comments:
Congrats on getting back to writing.
Congrats on getting along (finally) with Dillon.
Congrats on the news from your agent.
Your loyal minion is very happy for you.
WELCOME BACK, DILLON! Kish kish from Auntie Jackie.
And a huge huzzah on the upcoming foreign success, Heather! Post as soon as you have something definite, and I'll learn how to say (or type) "huzzah" in those languages.
:-)=
LOL! I love the smiley fangs, Jax--Vlad loves them too. Dillon is a bit confused, but I pat him on the hand and tell him it has nothing to do with what he'll encounter in Wonderland. :)
I'll definitely let you both (and the rest of you) know when I have some definite news on those sales! I'm really looking forward to owning books that I can't read. :)
Wait...does "huzzah" come in other languages?? You are such a WIT, Jax. ;) (and so funny that you wrote that in your return address...it's a term we wenches actually use!)
CONGRATS on the potential foreign sales, dearest!
Here's a story about a writer in a foreign language:
Patricia Hampl, a Minnesota author, developed a friendship with a visiting writer from Eastern Europe. A couple years later, she received the writer’s memoir in that obscure foreign language. Patricia thumbed through the pages of unknown foreign words. Suddenly she saw “Patricia Hampl” leap off the page. On the next page:
“Patricia Hampl.” Her name appeared throughout the book.
Concerned, she took the book to a friend who knew that foreign language. The friend refused to tell her what was in the book.
Wishing you, Vlad and Dillon the best!
Christopher
Wonderful story, Christopher! Thank you. Here's hoping Vlad paves the way around the world for Dillon! :)
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