What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
15 Comments:
Hey Heather . . .
We're reading hte same exact book. I read about five chapters of it last night, awed yet again, by his brilliance.
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Isn't Neil amazing, Erica? So deliciously creepy and WEIRD! I'm on page 66 and hoping to finish it off by Friday.
He's a god. Definitely.
I just finished reading it for the 4th time last month, because I just got a copy of 'Anansi Boys' and I wanted to read them back to back.
Now I'm into 'Quicksilver' by Neal Stephenson.
Keep up the good work on waiting to write... kinda like lent for the writer isn't it?
Great minds think alike. And so do ours, minions. ;)
Lent...kinda. Except I think mine is shorter. I have no idea. How long does Lent last? Regardless...it's sucking my will to live.
Well, not really. I just wanted to say that.
I have no idea how long lent lasts... have to talk to my Catholic sister-in-law to find out. I'm pretty far from being associated with any of the 'major' religions... :)
Sometimes... sometimes suckage is a good thing :)
Especially when you're a vampire. :)
*clinks Bethany's glass*
I call it "cleaning out the mental cobwebs" :) Glad to know I'm not alone.
in CA wine country, at a wine tasting, they have bread and crackers to 'cleanse the palate' between tastings... sort of like what you are doing :)
[raises glass to toast as well]
Since I don't write much at a time, I find that working on other stories, diferent genres, or even in poetry helps to clear out the cobwebs or at least get me out of a rut in my writing.
I've done that, but I've found, for me, the best thing to do is go cold turkey.
... which of course is really good with some mayo and lettuce on toasted sourdough bread... and not that east-coast crap that they try to pass off as sourdough, but the real stuff that you have to go to specialty stores for, or order online... yeah, thats the really good stuff.
Darn, now I'm hungry again.
*tummy rumbles*
Ewoh...go make me a sammich.
Digital turkey "sammich" coming right up master.
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Ewoh, I can honestly say...that is the scariest damn sammich I've ever seen. :)
heh... it is ascii art... and requires that you see it in a font like courier... I should have realized that it wouln't come out well in the comments... sorry.
Bad minion, no cookie.
It looks angry, whatever it is. ;)
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