What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
12 Comments:
Leave me alone Dawn.
Auntie Heather, she's breathing on me. Stop it!
ROFL
Yes, the Backspace Conference is going to be awesome. I'm already signed up for the conference, the banquet and the skip-the-pitch session. I might even get to meet with Kristin Nelson.
The list of people to meet keeps growing. So far my top picks are:
Heather Brewer (of course)
Kristin Nelson
Laura Rennert
Miriam Goderich
Karen Dionne
Joe Konrath
I really want to meet everyone, but those are my top picks so far...
If I can just get my book(s) written and edited before the conference I'll be much less of a spaz... and my anxiety levels will really drop off.
Now, now, Dawn, behave yourself. ;)
I'm truly honored to be on that list, Ewoh. You're going to have an incredible time. I just know it. :)
Your loyal minion is humbled by your kindness.
I am still among the unwashed masses of the unpublished (well, at least as far as novels are concerned). You have reached a state of glorification by having your novel bought and being published.
I bow to the O' Great One :)
As much as I wish I deserved that throne...I really don't. I got here as many do--through a medley of perseverance, timing, a smidge of talent, and a whole lot of luck. :)
from reading the blogs and web pages of a load of agents, editors and publishers I have come to the conclusion that it is a lot about talent and following the guidelines they prefer, and about persistence. The timing thing is luck and the rest is just waiting... :)
However, since I have yet to be blessed... this is all still conjecture.
Persistence is crucial. Guidelines are to be followed. And waiting? It's to be expected.
and lest anyone get the wrong message:
persistence != stalking
where "!=" means is not the same as or equal to.
LOL! Yes, stalking=bad. Never giving up=good. :)
You know I never could leave a cute boy alone! If you weren't in charge of us, you'd be right next to me!
That's beside the point!
At least, it is now...because I said so. And I'm in charge.
Neener neener. :P
Ow!!! MOM! Make Christopher leave my hair ALONE!!!!!!!!
Jackie, sniffling over Ewoh not wanting to meet her at the conference...
Ewoh wants to meet you, Jax. He just doesn't know it yet. ;)
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