What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
8 Comments:
Ugh - my desk! It's a gorgeous oak table, but you'd never know it because it's just covered. I'm at the place where I think I need something else - another desk, more cabinets & drawers, etc. Like a real office. I've just outgrown my cute little antique table. Maybe you have, too!
I think I just need a smaller computer (right now I have a GIANT desktop) and an extra filing cabinet. But huzzah! The gremlins have evacuated for the moment. :)
I moved from a 60" desk area to a 36" desk area to make room for my mother-in-law to move in with us. I scrapped the tower PC and moved to a laptop. I made a little stand for the laptop so it sits at an incline which makes it less stressful to type.
The laptop sits on a plywood stand, on top of an Ikea table with mismatched legs, right next to my bed. But when I'm writing I never even notice. As far as organization of papers... well, they now have to be dealt with immediately; thrown away, filed, or mailed. I have no room for excuses (literally).
I used to miss looking out the window and sitting in my nice cushioned chair. Now I realize both were a way to distract myself from doing what I always say I really want to do which is write.
The two things I do miss are a place to set my coffee mug (without reaching around something) and my cork board/white board for notes and reminders.
I have found that not having the distractions around, and just puting on the head/ear phones and cranking the tunes has helped me focus on my writing. I just wish I had a cushion for my chair after a 2 or 3 hour writing stint.
Headphones are a must.
And a laptop? Well, that's a dream for just a little bit longer. ;)
Heck, I just saw a pentium III laptop on craigslist for under $200. Even a brand new Dell is as little as ~$500.
On the other hand, my current laptop I saved for for two years.
Unless you plan on using it for anything other than writing, web surfing and email you really do not need a very fast laptop.
Just my $.02 on hardware.
On the topic of headphones... I'm soooo old-school. I love my over-the-ears with leather cushons headphones. I don't have to turn the volume up that much and I have total sonic isolation. It is really wonderful to drive away distractions. Earbuds just drive me nuts.
OK, back to my corner.
I won't go Dell. I've been sworn away from them by the techie gods. Gateway as well. The laptop I want is a delicious little HP (only because I can't bring myself to spend for a Sony Vaio). It costs a pretty penny, but it's on my list of things-to-buy-when-I-receive-my-initial-sign-on check. :)
Dude, those big headphones are so sweet. Block out all outside sound and don't hurt your ears.
Once again, Ewoh, my dear...you rawk.
awww... thankee for the nice wordage.
I am (personally) not a fan of Dell or Gateway. My reasons are all technical and would (should? must?) be better left off of this comment list.
Sony is expensive and the bang-for-the-buck that used to make them desireable has essentially vanished.
HP makes a good system. They tend toward the clunky side of design, but are fairly sturdy and faithful (as much as a piece fo hardware running Windows can be considered faithful). My sister-in-law and her husband both had HP systems and they rarely call me for tech-support.
Another good brand is Toshiba. If you are determined to stay with a Windows system they are very well built systems.
Personally, I recommend Apple's Powerbook and iBook laptops for anyone interested in a easy to use and rocksolid system. They are just superior to other systems on the market.
OK, so end hardware rant.
On my list of things to buy with my first check from selling a book are:
- tattoo
- take wife out to expensive dinner
- pretty clothes and toys for my girls
- new coffee maker
I haven't used an Apple since...well, do you remember that dinky screen version on the desk in early Seinfeld episodes? Yeah. I'm a Windows kinda gal.
Sounds like a great list, Brian! May your check equal ten times what those will cost. :)
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