What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
9 Comments:
That looks so great... and wishing there was one for those of us who are further west.
"Mush Brain" is a technical term for the condition of 'OMG its Monday - what the hell happened to my weekend' which has been known to be terminal in some laboratory mice.
Nothing is know to cure this, however massive amounts of caffein can reduce the majority of the pain and suffering of the patient/victim.
Yes, doctor Ewoh! :)
How cool! I didn't realize you found the site because of my post at YA Books Central.
By the way, Ewoh--I think a friend of mine might be starting a similar west coast group. I'll let you know if I hear anything.
Now, off to post some book reviews. I'm so behind!
Thanks Kim. Yes I would love to know if there is a WC group.
I looked at your blog sites. Nicely done. Bookmarked.
Same with this blog.
It must have been fate, Kim. ;)
Ewoh, you're quickly becoming my favorite reader.
Awww... thanks. really, it is because you have a very engaging blog style that I keep coming back. That and the fact that posting here is likely to not get 'rantish' comments like thos from some other blogs (cough, cough).
BTW, just for clarity's sake, my blog alias is just my name backwards (spelled and ordered). Cheap thrill, I know. I take 'em where I can get 'em.
I am really looking forward to reading your books when they get published. I'm a fan already just based on your blog. I'm also an aspiring novelist... both sf/f and ya. However, I am nowhere near your level at this point. Practice, research and reading all work to hone the craft... so I'm always getting better.
Aha! You sneaky man, Brian. ;)
Thanks so much for the compliments--every word means a lot to me. It sounds like you're headed down the path to publication. Keep it up!
If you haven't checked out Backspace yet (www.bksp.org), do so. It has a wealth of information for free...and the forums? Like nowhere else on the net. Professional, supportive, amazing. I'm honored to be a part of it.
*grin* sneaky; funny; as long as it is entertaining.
You are welcome for the compliments. Just keep up the blog and the writing and they will keep coming. I find that no matter what someone has to say, there is a nice way and a not-so-nice way. I chose the nice way. Seems to work better for some reason :)
I am becoming familiar with backspace. I have not yet signed up for access to the forums yet... but I have ponied up for the conference in July.
Of course that has caused a great deal of hand-wringing and moaning on my part, because now I am committed to editing one story and finishing and editing at least the first draft of my other story as well. I used to say that I don't suffer from insanity but actually enjoy it. Now I am not so sure :)
Thanks for the suggestion about backspace anyway. It really is a great resource and as soon as I can pay the dues for the forums I'll be spending all the rest of my "free" time there as well. By hope is that between the wto writers groups, backspace, and all the research I am doing I might, just might, get my words together and tight enough to get published.
*squeal!* I get to meet you in July! Oh how cool is that??
Insanity, writing...same difference. :)
Good luck with your editing, Brian! A little bit of blood, sweat, tears, and elbow grease goes a long way--believe me.
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