But You May Call Me...

...something else. I need a pen name, oh loyal minions. I've got my reasons and I've made the decision to create one, but I need your help. It has to be something dark, something witty or wow-she-must-write-about-vampires. I could, feasibly, go with my initials--that is, unless "H.J. Brewer" strikes any of you as pompous and arrogant (which it kind of does me, but I can be swayed). I also want something that could pass for male or female.

So, if you would, come up with as many creative, wonderful, awe-inspiring pen names for the writer of Eighth Grade Bites (and the series, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod) and list them here.

This plea for assistance doesn't come without reward! Oh heck no! I'll give it just over a week for people to list names (or email them if you'd rather be hush-hush with your brilliance) and on Halloween, I'll announce the winner of Quackula--my ever present ducky minion!


He's cute, right? And inherently evil, I assure you. So get with the names, minions, and Quackula (or Lord Quackula, as he prefers to be called) can be yours!

(Disclaimer: Lord Quackula does have fangs ~though you can't see them in the pic~ so if he bites you, I can't be held responsible for any occurence of duck-related vampirism)