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Monday, October 17, 2005

Mondays Suck!

I don't care if you go to an office or a warehouse or the mall or your living room for work. Mondays completely bite. So today we're going to procrastinate. Ready?

This is the funniest damn site, chock full of videos that range from the titter-inspiring to put-your-coffee-down-first funny. And there's always Stick Figure Death Theatre to keep us entertained. For the musically-inclined, there's this site ("Flip Out Like a Ninja" is one of my personal faves). And, speaking of Ninjas...well, you might want to go pee before reading this site. This guy's cat hates you and putt-putt golf rules. Defend your castle or, if you're in a foul mood, be a vengeful god.

Just don't bother me. I'm....uhhhh...working. Yeah...yeah, that's the ticket. Working...

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Anonymous said...: Ahh, thanks for giving me more reasons to put work off. I'm glad that you saw fit to add in RealUltimatePower - cuz you know, Ninja's are cool and cut people's heads off ALL THE TIME!; 10:12 AM
Heather Brewer said...: Ninjas are totally sweet. They are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time! (I wonder if anybody else will find this as amusing as we do, Dawn...); 10:14 AM

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Mondays Suck!

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