What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
NOSBEARATU!!!!
NOSBEARATU!!!!
11 Comments:
NOSBEARATU!!!! HEE!!!!
I have his cousin here, a bear with devil horns, a red cape, and a pitchfork. Maybe I should name him "Bearelzebub"? Heh...
OMG, you totally have to!!! And then whenever we're together, Bearelzebub and Nosbearatu can hang out! LOL!
Those are damn cute... LOL.
You have to bring them to backspace in 08 so I can see them.
Yes, that means I will be there in 08 :)
Aw cute! ^^ I love your background too! Mine is Vladimir too =D (yes my money would be on Vladimir too)
Kawaii! (cute) I'm afraid it wouldn't get along with my little bear with it's halo and feathery wings. XD Oh yes, while I wait for Ninth Grade Slays I'm reading twilight. Another fangtastic book about vampire love. :)= ♥
Aww...:D
That iz ze awsomest Vampbear i av ever seen. My money would be on Vlad too, (he could tear that bear to shreds). I love your wallpaper, im trying to make one that will complement my liking of both twilight and Vlad. :)= I can't wait to sink my teeth into the next book. That makes me thirsty...
Isn't he just adorable? In that "might kill you in your sleep" kinda way? :)=
Ewoh! Ya know..it remains to be seen whether or not I'll be there in '08....we may miss one another. :(
Aww, he's so cute! ^-^ Things are always cuter when they might kill you in you sleep. :D
Oh yes, I know the feeling. I have this creepy little clown doll with this big smile and I swear he's frowning when I look away. O_o But yet I still keep him on my bed. :D
How come Nosbearatu got something to eat and you didn't? ;-)
Have a lovely day! :-)
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