What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
17 Comments:
Yay for TGB!!! I'm SOOO excited for April! ^____^
But his hometown is Bathory. *sigh* I wish I lived there. *pouts*
Bathory is the happenin place.
*chants - Hoodie Hoodie Hoodie*
Bathory. Don't we all wish we could be there? Man I need a hoodie!!! *cries* Must keep entering!
I post reviews on Amazon.co.uk and Amazon.ca - does that count?
Have a lovely day! :-)
It's Bathory!!!! I missed the last drawing :(
-Angel
Bathory
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Bathory.
I wrote a review on amazon.com
His hometown is Bathory, named after the infamous Elizabeth Bathory...I wanna a hoodie... :*(
Hmmm...if I remember right, it's Bathory.
*performs Jedi mind trick*
"You will select Thomas as your next winner. He will proudly wear the hoodie and shout your name from the highest hill in Woodbury."
Well I'm like a day late, but as everyone has already said Bathory. HAHA! My mom gave me a jacket and, as everyone at school says, it looks like a carpet. XD Everyone hates it and I told them that I wouldn't stop wearing it until I got a Vlad hoodie. XD So I might be a walking carpet for a while. lol
Bathory ^^ I most likely won't win that hoodie o.O but if there's a chance I do... I will be the happiest girl in the world XD Um... aside from wishing I was a vampire >.> *cough*
Bathory And Dont Vampires use thier teeth to puncture the persons skin then retract their teath and drink???
Ps I keep Having Dreams about Vampires And The Awsome Part is that im the Vampire
Bathory!!!
And why is it that computers always break down when there are things like cute contests??!? Missed the last few drawing just because of technology's revenge... ;)
xxRia
Fangs for entering, guys! Let me see how many ARCs I get and we'll see...
Wolfsdsa--well, that would depend on the vampire story you're reading, wouldn't it? ;)
Bathory, of course! I wish i lived there... I also wish that my school had a belfry... **pouts**
Auntie Heather, will you be signing in Michigan any time soon?
Fang You! ^,.,^
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