What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
8 Comments:
The villains I like are those who are on the line between good and evil -- the ones that make educated Middle America muse, "Hmmm. I understand why she/he does that" and then they're thrown into a tailspin over their ethical code.
What would I do as a villain? Computer hack the military's orders and send those sweet 19-year-olds to Fiji for a vacation, have the President deprogrammed so he could use his powers for good, release animals from the zoos, liberate farm animals from the slaughter, graffiti flowers on the prison walls, have a nude-in at a Jerry Falwell speaking engagement, hug unsuspecting corporate powers-that-be, sneak into the elementary cafeteria and replace corn syrup-based products with fresh organic fruits and vegetables, slash the tires of Hummers, and storm $1,000 a plate fundraising dinners with homeless people.
Well! I have a full day ahead of me. Off to get my cape. Ciao!
Vincent the Villain
Exactly... there needs to be a "real person" there behind the mask. Without the 'reality' the story just falls flat.
I was reading someplace (well, several places, but where they were escapes me) that plot just doesn't matter as much as character does. All plot and no character is just another Hollywood big-screen blockbuster... all fluff, no content. Sure it can sell (can you say Davinci Code?), but will you be satisfied with it?
Not being a published author, it is easy for me to take the high-road and say that I would be happier having written a great but not selling book rather than a shallow but well selling piece of fluff. I still have my day job, no matter how soul-sucking it is.
I hope that when I do sell my first book that my opinion doesn't change.
Maybe that would be a good motivator for a villain... a literary villain.
Vincent, I'm afraid I'm going to have to insist on evil looking tights, at the very least. Because all your evil-doing is inherently good. (Hey, at least you have good fashion sense)
A literary villain? Sounds interesting, Ewoh.
Yeah... the literary villain is going through Hollywood and NYC killing off all of the fluff writers. Misguided and evil, but for a good cause... but good and bad. Maybe he had his best works stolen and made into fluff movies and never got paid for them...
OK, so now I have yet another story to work on.
Ewoh, if you didn't have stories to work on, you'd be annoyed, like the rest of us ;)
I am learning to love villians, if only to give my main characters a harder time in getting together!
Ooh, a psychotic writer killer...that's mega-creepy, Ewoh.
Exactly, Sybir!
I NEED to write a story from the villain's POV. That would soooo mess with the readers. I LOVE it. That's it. New story. Villain is MC. The modern Grendel.
I like it. It would be challenging to capture the reader's ampathy for a baddy through a few hundred pages...but if you can manage to pull it off...it could be great.
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