What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
10 Comments:
You aren't Dillon. Vlad isn't Dillon. Only Dillon is Dillon. If here isn't humor there, even self depricating, then maybe there isn't any needed.
Just a thought.
Different strokes for different folks. Cliche but true.
Otherwise, great work on Wonderland. I'm glad you are making progress. You've inspired me to start reviewing my WIPs and getting them back on track again. Thanks.
As Jackie emailed me earlier (in her infinite wisdom): "WONDERLAND isn’t EGB, nor should it be. The voices should be different."
Great advice, both of you. :)
Thanks.
Ewoh and I are incredibly brilliant, Heather. Modest, too. :) We have to be -- we're in terrific company.
You are both SO getting chocolates in July. *kish kish*
Hi Heather:
Great post! (Gave you a shout-out on my blog today, by the way.) Because I write in different genres, I often leave a world I love (say a YA book) to start something wildly different and feel a vague dissatisfaction with the new world. It's often precisely what you're talking about . . . that I was so "in character" for a book that I find said character poking around in a book he or she has no business in, if only in plaguing me with self-doubt. Brian's advice was utterly brilliant.
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Erica, that's exactly it! And it's so nice to know I'm not the only one troubled by this. And thanks for the shout out, girly! You rule. :)
The three of you are altogether too nice. I think you are all giving me too much credit, but I'll take it. Now if I can just translate that into my writing I'm surely going to get published :)
Now, I have to cop to stealing my advice. Trey Parker made a move called "Orgazmo" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124819/)
In which there is a Latino individual who goes to an interview to be in the movie. When asked why he should be hired he responds with the following:
Maxxx Orbison: What's your name, again?
Sancho: I am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: Look, I get a lot of people auditioning all the time. What makes you think that you'd be good enough for porno?
Sancho: I am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: Great... but what do you do?
Sancho: What do I do? I am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: And...?
Sancho: And there are many Jeffs in the world, and many Toms as well. But I... am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: And...?
Sancho: Are you Sancho? No you are not. Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford is not Sancho. But I...
Maxxx Orbison: You... are Sancho!
Sancho: That's right.
Maxxx Orbison: Okay, you're hired.
So, that's where the basis of my statement came from. Even Vlad and Dillon are not Sancho. If you are easily offended (I don't think anyone here is, but I have to say that) you should watch the movie. It is a total riot, if you like that kind of humor. Hey, it's Trey Parker, half of the Southpark team.
I'm going to be uttering that all day.
I am Sancho. :)
You are not Sancho. Erica Orloff is not Sancho. Jackie is not Sancho.
I am Sancho.
ROFLMAO
Sorry, but just could not stop myself.
Feeling giddy-stoopid today. Forgot my USB drive at home with all my latest edits on it. Don't have any local copies. Think I'll work on my query letter and synopsis...
You're hired. LOL!
Get to work, bub. I'm having some playtime before diving back in with Dillon. But tonight...I'm hoping for a tasy wordcount.
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