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Sunday, January 08, 2006

No Torches and Pitchforks, Please...

Today, my minions, we're going to discuss running.

I know what you're thinking, "Running?? Has Auntie Heather finally lost it? This is a blog about writing! And Diet Pepsi! And...vampires!" But don't run off to gather the torches and pitchforks just yet. I'm about to make an analogy that, I believe, makes a lot of sense.

A friend of mine recently told me that he's had over twelve short stories published. Now, this same friend has been working on his novel for something like six years and says that he'll "get around" to finishing it someday, which I believe he will. But for him, the short story's the thing. He loves that quick gratification. He loves that pile of writing credits. My friend is a sprinter.

I've never liked writing short stories. I have a difficult time saying what I want to say in only a few thousand words, so I stick, for the most part, with novels (though I have had a few shorts published here and there). To my credit, the first draft of the first book I ever finished writing was completed in four weeks. I foolishly assumed it was finished two months after that and queried the entire planet. It still needs work, but I'd have to say it was one of the most emotional things I've ever written (and no, this one wasn't about vampires--it was about a man dealing with addiction and searching for acceptance, a powerful piece that I now call A Whisper of Need: appropriate, as the man, Seth, hears voices--one named Need and one named Reason, the personifications of his conscience and his habit). The second book I finished writing took much longer, say ten years. The Roses of Carrion, of course, still needs a lot of work, but the concept is unique and solid...I think. (a dark fantasy about a sorceress who discovers a world between worlds, ruled by a vampyre king)

I love both books.

Then I wrote and polished Eighth Grade Bites. Vlad was with me for about four months of actual work, five if you count the break I took to clear my head. The first draft was like pulling teeth, but I shouldn't have been surprised. Vlad was taking me through some scary stuff. All of a sudden I was in junior high again...and, as if that wasn't bad enough, I was hanging out with an outcast vampire kid. But we got through it. Ninth Grade Sucks is proving fairly easy to write.

But when I look at the short stories I've written--there are only five that stand out in my mind--I don't get the tingle that I get when I think of my books. To be frank, I only started writing short stories for the publication credits. I don't enjoy them. For me, they're just a newspaper clipping to what might have been.

I'm a long distance runner.

The whole point of this, which I'm sure you're thankful I'm finally reaching (put that torch back down, we're almost there), is that it doesn't matter how you run--you can sprint several hundred times or you can go on three long runs--just that you run.

Because, in the end, it's not about distance or speed...it's about getting there.

And if you're a writer, I don't have to tell you where 'there' is. You already know. 'There' is different for all of us...but none of us can get there if we don't run.

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What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'

"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding, sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale, New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE THROUGH TIME AND SPACE

"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part 'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM

"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB

"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark, biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES

"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure. Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES

"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern, it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH

"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE VAMPIRE

"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH