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Saturday, January 07, 2006

The Wonder of Being on Submission

This may be the longest. weekend. ever.

Apart from it being cold, (winter...blah) and my desk being horrifically cluttered, the lightbulb that hovers eternally above my head flickered on last night...and doom ensued.

Now, mind you, my dear, sweet minions, that normally I welcome the warm, sudden glow of the lightbulb of inspiration. But yesterday it flickered on and spilled a pool of light over some mega changes I have to make in Ninth Grade Sucks already. *grumble, spit, swear* These changes will make the book go from good to GOOD, but the whiny spoiled child in me is kicking her feet and saying, "NONONONONONONONONONONO!"

Somebody hand me a muzzle.

So here I am, knowing what needs to be changed, but staring at my screen and wondering if, at this very moment, an editor could be reading Eighth Grade Bites. I wonder what they'll think of it. I wonder if they'll laugh when they're supposed to and feel empathy for Vlad. But mostly, I wonder if they think I'm the slightest bit talented or just a huge joke. Then I drink some Diet Pepsi, insist that I'm going to do those changes now...and then I wonder something else.

It's annoying. I'm annoying. And I still have work to do.

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What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'

"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding, sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale, New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE THROUGH TIME AND SPACE

"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part 'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM

"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB

"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark, biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES

"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure. Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES

"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern, it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH

"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE VAMPIRE

"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH