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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

In Which Heather SQUEEs About Her PW Review

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Okay. So sorry for the hush-hush around here during the launch week of EIGHTH GRADE BITES, my Minions, but Vlad and I have been travelling, partying, and schmoozing with all sorts of awesome folks. Pics will come soon, but for now....it seems Publishers Weekly really gets what Vlad is all about. Yay!

Brewer's first children's book, first of the planned Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, is like a Laurell K. Hamilton toned way down for the elementary school set. Vlad is miserable. His mother and vampire father died years ago in a suspicious fire, and he lives in a small town with his maternal aunt, a nurse who regularly raids the blood bank for him ("Could you get me O positive this time? That's my favorite," he nonchalantly asks her as he spoons "a big, sweet glob of half-frozen blood" into his mouth). His best friend, Henry, is the only other person who knows why Vlad is so meticulous about about applying sunblock and why he brings lunch to school. But when Vlad's English teacher goes missing (readers know he's been murdered), the substitute teacher, Mr. Otis, seems uncannily wise to Vlad, leaving Vlad to worry that he may be exposed. The mystery and suspense angles never get scarier than, say, a Goosebumps installment, and the tone stays mostly light, with plenty of descriptions of Vlad's diet that are to gag for. Brewer catches the wretchedness of adolescence: the hero's crush on a classmate is dead-on with its understatement and inaction, and his friendship with Henry encompasses lots of banter and insults. The uninitiated will appreciate the ample stock of vampire lore, while the more knowledgeable will sink their teeth into the puns.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's so great that PW recognizes what we knew about you long ago. Your talent is a gift to us. Thank you, darling!

Congrats on your well-deserved success.

Hugs!

1:07 PM  
Blogger affirmedreality said...

Hee, that sounds good, something a 14 year old would like to read. (heh) It's so hard to find a good vampire book nowadays. I want you're background. Where'd you get it? How did you manage to publish a book? How did you manage to WRITE the book in the first place? I've been trying so hard to finish my "novel" but I have no patience... I'm going to try to find your book so I can buy it. Is it in Borders?

3:03 PM  
Blogger LA Burton said...

Huge congrats for a wonderful week.

4:14 PM  
Blogger Stacia Kelly said...

Hmmm....someone I know just got her copy of your book. *sing song voice* Now, how shall I go about getting it AUTOGRAPHED???????

:)

6:20 PM  
Blogger Celeste said...

Squeeeeeee! Congrats on a great review :)

8:39 PM  
Blogger Ewoh Nairb said...

I have to say that they really hit the nail on the head with that review.

Awesome, totally awesome.

Congrats of course. {hugs}

*Dives back into the book for the 4th reading*

10:03 PM  
Blogger Tyhitia Green said...

Congrats, Heather! You deserve it! :*)

7:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That sucks... SUCKS! VAMPIRE!! GET IT?? WOOHOO, congrats on the great review.

9:07 AM  
Blogger Heather Brewer said...

I love how they used a pun to compliment my puns. :)=

Fangs so much, everybody!! I jus had to share it with you--how cool is that?? More good news coming tomorrow, but for now I'll stew in my PW juices. Thank you all SO MUCH!!!

Sybir, email me and I'll tell you where to ship it, darling. ;)

Affirmed, I'm going to answer you here--hope you get this!

Okay, you said: "I want you're background. Where'd you get it? How did you manage to publish a book? How did you manage to WRITE the book in the first place? I've been trying so hard to finish my "novel" but I have no patience... I'm going to try to find your book so I can buy it. Is it in Borders?"

My background was created by my amazing web designer, Shelley Kay of WebCrafters Design. As for how I wrote a book...easy. One word at a time and didn't stop until the end. ;) (more tips on this later, I promise!) As for how I published...that took a lot of luck and persistence. And yep, EGB is in Borders (if it's not in your local Borders, just ask them to order it) :) Hope this helped!

11:42 AM  

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What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'

"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding, sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale, New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE THROUGH TIME AND SPACE

"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part 'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM

"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB

"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark, biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES

"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure. Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES

"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern, it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH

"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE VAMPIRE

"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH