What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
10 Comments:
so... looking really fabulous!!!!
Love the fanged-smiley :)= on the hoodie. As soon as you can get those made up I will buy one. Size is XL. I don't care how much it is... I have to have one.
Congrats on the cool new cover, and of course everything else. I'd cross my fingers for you about the draft you have in with your agent... but I know it'll be a hit :)
SQUEE! Glad you like it! And no worries, I'll be giving some of these bad boys away in my next contest (shh!). ;)
Looks great Heather!
Thanks Martha!
The only question is...will his pants be touchable?
That cover is rocktastic. I second Ewoh's vote on getting swag made up with that smiley.
The new cover ROCKS. I love it. You must be thrilled!!
By the way I'll probably start reading the arc you sent me very, very soon. Can't wait to sink my fangs into it!
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MARI
No worries, Richelle. Swag is already planned! :)=
I'm so glad you guys love it as much as I do. And SQUEE! I can hardly wait for you to sinks your teeth into EGB, Mari!
I love this new cover! LOVE IT. (the first one was great. This one? Amazing. Fabulous. Don't look back.)
Yay! No worries, no looking back. :)
My website will be updated soon!
Gawd, do I (heart) this new cover! I printed it out and have it (sadly, in black and white only) hanging over my computer monitor. It's yumilicious! And yes yes yes, I NEED new Heather swag! Being a minion is fine and dandy, but dang it, I WANT THAT HOODIE.
Hey, can MY EGB hoodie have a small "I'm with the succubus" on the back? ((waggles eyebrows))
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