What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'
"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding,
sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and
chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale,
New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a
great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs
you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod
is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of
his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part
'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping
tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or
a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a
definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM
"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a
sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher
Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB
"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark,
biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were
different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather
Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern
day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth
grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author
of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES
"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires
in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the
decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures
the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure.
Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of
HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES
"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified
it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern,
it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light
of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark
indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas
Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH
"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and
laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when
Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE
VAMPIRE
"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted
it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH |
12 Comments:
What's the problem with Diet Pepsi? You could always do Caffeine Free. ?
The probvlem comes in where I drink Diet Pepsi instead of water...which, you know, doesn't help that whole hydration thing.
I've tried increasing my water intake and cutting back on the DP, but it never fails...I'm a hopeless addict.
I know there is some over-the-counter medication you can put on a cold-sore to relieve some of the symptoms, and get it to go away much faster. I don't recall the name, but you could find something at CVS/Walgreens/Longs/etc.
The best thing to do is just to stop the DP intake and go with water. If you treat it as an addiction, I think you will be more successful.
Uh-oh. I drink Diet Pepsi. Why are you going to try to stop drinking it?
It really is an addiction for me, which is strange, because I'm not like this with anything else. I get withdrawals too--headaches, grouchiness. It's odd.
To answer your question, Faith, I think I need to quit it just to show myself that nothing has control over me. Not even Diet Pepsi.
Yummy, cool, delicious Diet Pepsi. :)
Heather, is the Diet Pepsi that you drink with caffine? If so, that's why you get head aches. My suggestion is to seek in caffine free until you're only drinking caffine free then stop. That way you shouldn't get headaches. My addiction use to be Diet Dr.Pepper. I only drink it once in a while now. I drink water and tea know.
Not a bad idea, Lisa. Wean myself off of it. Thanks!
No problem, good luck.
Heather:
I am telling you--five weeks coffee free, and I feel great! You can do it!
Hugs,
E
Erica, my fellow caffeine addict! You're an inspiration. :) How'd you do it? Cold turkey? How'd you fight the grouchiness and headaches?
Wise idea, Devon. :)
I cut way back on Diet Coke. Now I have one in the morning and that's it -- sometimes I don't even drink the whole can. It's weird.
Put some Windex on that cold sore! It'll go away. (that's a Big Fat Greek Wedding joke, btw. I don't want you to die)
No worries--the cold sore is contained! Have you tried the Neosporin cold sore remedy? It's awesome, as far as plague-reversers go...
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