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Monday, November 28, 2005

Polish Your Fangs--Dinner's On Me!

So this morning I finished the second draft of Eighth Grade Bites and sent it off to Those I Have Deemed Befitting (otherwise known as my loyal readers). My query letter and synopsis are ready and I am left to gnaw my fingers into tiny little stubs as I await Their opinions. Hopefully, it doesn't suck. (Er...well, I suppose it'll suck either way, being about a vampire and all...) Hopefully, they won't find too much wrong with it. Hopefully they'll laugh at my dorky sense of humor.

But even if they don't and the book needs HUGE revisions...well...there's always the third draft...

I can't tell you how relieved I am to have this draft behind me. I slashed the first draft to bits and affixed all new limbs (not to mention Abby Normal's brain). EGB is unrecognizable now and much better for it.

Saved on my desktop is a file titled "Vlad's Agent List" (is it weird that I think of him as his own person?). After Those I Have Deemed Befitting get back to me with their thoughts, I'll race (no, no...not race...I'll move slowly and surely...like the turtle against the hare) through the third draft and begin querying. For the first time since I started my writing career, I'm terrified. And I'm not even sure why. It's not like agents will bite or anything.

But then, with this book...that could be a good thing.

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What People Are Saying About 'Eighth Grade Bites'

"A spooky mystery that's funny, gruesome, heartwarming, spellbinding, sad, joyous, surprising and topped off with a tasty blend of blood and chocolate. Yum. What more could you ask for?" ~D.J. MacHale, New York Times-bestselling author of PENDRAGON: JOURNAL OF AN ADVENTURE THROUGH TIME AND SPACE

"'Eighth grade Bites' had me on the edge of my seat. It's a great piece of fiction. It drops you right into the action, grabs you by the throat (pun intended), and won't let go. Vladimir Tod is a truly sympathetic character cursed with an existence not of his own doing, but doing his best to do the right thing. It's part 'Goosebumps' mixed with 'Harry Potter' and a dash – no, a heaping tablespoon – of Stephen King. If you're in eighth grade, or a vampire, or an eighth grade vampire, 'Eighth Grade Bites' is a definite must read!"~Butch Hartman, creator of Nickelodeon's THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS and DANNY PHANTOM

"Eighth Grade Bites is a terrific vampire tale told with a sharp, middle-school grin. It definitely does not bite!" ~Christopher Moore, author of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS and A DIRTY JOB

"Eighth Grade Bites is a delightful novel filled with dark, biting humor that will appeal to everyone who ever felt they were different. A deft hand at depicting the angst of teen years, Heather Brewer does a wonderful job blending vampire legend with the modern day horror that strikes fear in the heart of so many: the eighth grade."~Katie MacAlister, New York Times-bestselling author of EVEN VAMPIRES GET THE BLUES

"Heather Brewer has invented the most endearing of vampires in Vlad, an eighth grader juggling the woes of adolescence with the decidedly unique difficulties of being a vampire. She perfectly captures the humor and angst of eighth grade, mixed with a nail-biting adventure. Utterly charming and irresistible!" ~Liza Conrad, author of HIGH SCHOOL BITES: THE LUCY CHRONICLES

"This book will fool you. Just when you think you've identified it as a story lit by the cheery glow of a slightly scary jack-o-lantern, it becomes something else -- a tale told by the flickering light of a dying campfire late at night. And the shadows are very dark indeed. A surprising mix of humor and horror." ~Douglas Rees, author of VAMPIRE HIGH

"Fresh and fast-paced, with just the right brew of chills and laughs. I’m looking forward to finding out what happens when Vlad hits Grade Nine." ~Nancy Baker, author of KISS OF THE VAMPIRE

"A fabulous book from a gifted storyteller! I never wanted it to end." ~Gena Showalter, author of OH MY GOTH