I'm a Harry Potter Zombie

I frequently wander the streets, stumbling as though I've lost my ability to smoothly stride, drool dripping from my chin as I approach the local Barnes and Noble with a grunting, "Haaaarrryyyy." I must be dedicated to Ms. Rowling--otherwise I'm not certain I could get through her entire series in two weeks' time. But I am. I expect to be closing the cover of the last book on November 5th, so I can wake up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed (much like a manic squirrel; ie nothing at all like my usual self) and dive keyboard-first into EGB revisions.

But this great sacrifice of not writing (and of reading Harry Potter) hasn't been all sunshine and roses, and it hasn't been without its lessons. So, without further ado, I give you...

What I've Learned from Reading Harry Potter

1. Adults are stupid. They never listen, no matter how much info you might have to give them regarding evil beings. (Unless they're name is Dumbledore--then they're cool)
2. You can always rely on your friends. Even if you don't want to talk about what's bothering you or if you've had a falling out, you can always turn to your friends and they'll greet you with open arms and, more than likely, help you find a way out of whatever mess you're in.
3. School sucks. It doesn't matter how many weird creatures or magickal spells your school will permit, it still sucks. And there's always a ton of homework. It sucks too.
4. Bullies are everywhere. Whether you're home or away, you can't run away from your problems. It's best to learn how to deal with them or find a way to ignore them completely.
5. Happy endings are ficticious. (Okay, I knew this one already, but Harry further proves it) No matter how pleasant your life is at the moment, something dark and sinister is waiting for you around the corner. (Speaking from the experience of being something dark and sinister, I can tell you..I'm waiting. Watch out.)